February 2010
83 posts
January 2010
89 posts
MY
NIKE
KICKS
JUST
GOT
DELIVERED
SO
HAPPY
AHHH
IT’S A TRAP!
Well.
Looks like I need to dust off my copies of People’s History of the United States and The Catcher in the Rye.
RIP Howard Zinn and JD Salinger
(706):
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in...
– TFLN
FOOZEBALL
YEAAAAA COLTS!!!
PS. WHO DAT?!?! GEAUX SAINTS!
I am EXTREMELY satisfied with the results of tonight’s games. Getting excited for the Super Bowl!
FIST PUMP
Izzy and I watched the season finale and reunion special of Jersey Shore last night complete with some pink Andre and Coors Light. It was the best night of television I have had in a very long time. When LOST comes back on February 2, of course, that will change.
Yes, I am legitimately sad and upset that Jersey Shore is over. I loved those freakishly tan, fist pumping guidos and guidettes. Gah,...
Definitely a ‘Stage 5 Clinger.’
bursting my bubble.
Hrrrthrrr: Ideally I'd like to not have to go through the dating phase, but not really have to do the relationship phase either. Somewhere in the middle would be great. Nothing crazy. Good conversation, fun, etc...with no weirdness, pressure, and no titles. But I'd still like the nice comforting stuff.
Good Guy Friend: Oh...so basically you want us, but with cuddling and kissing?
Hrrrthrrr: Yes! Exactly!
Good Guy Friend: Yeahhhhh that doesn't exist.
Damn.
Happy Monday?
I’m in an incredibly happy mood today. Let’s hope it stays that way all day!
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars....
– I must be a really big nerd…because I think that’d be pretty entertaining and awesome. haha.
Thirstbusters filled with Heineken = WIN.
I’ve made a huge mistake…
- GOB, Arrested Development
thedailywhat:
This Is Cute, You Should Watch It of the Day: If there is one thing that will never not be funny, it’s little kids reeancting scenes from adult TV shows. And to help me drive this fact home, here are a bunch of kids reeancting scenes from Jersey Shore.
Here’s another fact: MTV needs to replace The Situation with the kid playing The Situation in this video.
[huffpo.]
Sometimes…
All you need is an “Arrested Development” marathon, DIY crazy straws, liters of Diet Coke and Diet Dr. Pepper, deep dish pizza, ice cream sandwiches, frozen chocolate covered bananas, hamsters, and good friends.
Tonight was a great night.
PS. I found a spectacular house for rent! And I’m going for it!
I am from the foothills of North Carolina. I now live in the mountains of that...
– zachgalifianakis.com
Let’s dance to Joy Division!
Just sittin’ here drinking my Soy Chai Tea Latte…jamming out before my production meeting at 10AM.
It’s beer o’clock.
– Anthony Bourdain (via jocasta)
One more reason why I love this man. Plus, he burned 6 tons of cocaine during the season premiere of No Reservations last night. WHAT A BALLER.
tik tok bitches
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Put my glasses on, Im out the door - Im gonna hit this city (Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause when I leave for the night, I aint coming back
Im talking - pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-toping, playing our favorite cds
Pulling up...